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Hillary Clinton for President

Wednesday, June 25, 2003, 06:28

Hillary Clinton for President gear: After four more years testosterone in the White House, perhaps voters in the US will be ready for a more nuanced administration. Prepare now with Hillary Clinton for President gear.

Comments:

ShareTheSatire.com, Sunday, November 07, 2004, 22:31

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steve, Thursday, February 17, 2005, 09:34

No women should be president

Bill, Wednesday, February 23, 2005, 12:01

No man should be an idiot, Steve. But there you are.

Haley, Thursday, February 24, 2005, 17:17

Hillary should definitely be president. She has confidence and I believe she can do it. She's a good singer and I really love her voice.
Hillary, I'm sorry to say this, but I found a bashing site. Lidsey wrote it. I don't know her, but I just saw "love Lidsey." She said that you're a showoff which I don't belive.
Hillary, I think that you can be president. You could be the BEST.
Love,
Haley

Saruman, Saturday, February 26, 2005, 16:58

You dumbasses all hate America....Go back to Iraq where you all belong

Slim, Tuesday, March 01, 2005, 11:48

HEY CONSERVATIVES! RAISING ISSUES, COMPLAINING, AND QUESTIONING THE PRESIDENT IS NOT HATING AMERICA!

It is BEING a patriotic American. In countries like Afghanistan under the Taliban, and in Iran, and in SAudi Arabia, even in old USSR, you could not criticize the gov't. Here, it is our right. So (expletive) George Bush, and (expletive) you! Yep, it feels good to be an American.

Note: Expletives deleted to keep the site family friendly. Thanks for the comment Slim.
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GLENN T., Friday, April 08, 2005, 08:50

ANY LIBERAL DUMB ASS COMMIE LEFT WING IN THE WHITE HOUSE,IS A SURE SIGN THAT THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN EWD.

rocker, Monday, April 11, 2005, 10:24

Hillary is just not the right person for the job.
Jenna Jameson, maybe. But not hillary.

Thinker, Monday, April 11, 2005, 10:43

Imagine that, a rocker sensitive enough to make sexism palatable through humor.

Doug, Monday, April 18, 2005, 14:29

Hillary for President? Well, we are talking satire here aren't we!!

james, Monday, May 16, 2005, 07:07

Hillary for president? She is an idiot and totally dishonest. Her husband neutered our intelligence agencies and blames Bush (not the best or worst of presidents) for their failures. One Clinton is too many.

Sammy, Thursday, May 19, 2005, 07:03

James: Not one thing you said is true. Put your mouth in neutral and your brain in gear.

Danielle Malmberg, Saturday, May 21, 2005, 13:24

I beleive no one can be a bigger liar than Bush and his party. Lets at least support a woman with a brain it can not be any worse than the president without one that we have now.... Hillary you have my vote and I would diffenetly help you here in Wyoming.

charles, Monday, May 23, 2005, 16:22

Hillary is not Bill. Bill is smart and smooth and genuinely likes people. Hillary is just plain scary. When the time is right, America will elect a woman as president. Just, please, not Hillary!

hmmm?, Tuesday, May 24, 2005, 08:06

Hillary is definately a smart woman. But how would other countries view America if she became president? Most of the countries that we are trying to work with don't respect women . They would respect American even less than they do now if a woman was trying to help in foreign relations, much less a leader of our country. The hate for America would just grow stronger.

Phil, Tuesday, May 24, 2005, 08:24

Interesting argument by "hmmm?". How would the rest of the planet's citizens view the US if a woman were elected president? Perhaps they would see a little less hypocrisy. Was Britain respected less when Margaret Thatcher was Prime Minister? No. Was Britain hated because Margaret Thatcher was a woman? No. Does the Arabic world hate America because "Condi" is Secretary of State? No. Is Bush beloved overseas as a result of being male? No. And are we really going to point to the sexism we are told exists in other societies in order to perpetuate it in our own?

Voice of Reason, Thursday, May 26, 2005, 22:21

Nobody cared about Great Britain before Margaret Thatcher anyway. Thats like comparing a rowboat to the Titanic.

More importantly as an intelligent individual looking in on this forum I notice that its just more of the same petty bickering. Everybody here thinks they are right and nobody honestly cares what the others opinions are so why even have this website.

This is just another example of why America is falling. Its people like you, not the President or the Secretaries of State or Hillary Clinton. Its the fall of true common sense and values. Its the rise of the self righteous and egotistical "Americans" who believe that everything is a right and that the world should be handed to them on a silver platter. Hardship breeds a will to make the world better while a spoiled nation only squanders and eventually self destructs.

I pity those who bicker between Bush and Hillary. Why jump from one extreme to the other. That almost makes it sound as if this is just a battle between Blue and Red instead of an honest attempt to unite our country under a strong accepted leader. Forget about BUsh and Hillary. Why not find a President with and honest and deep concern for our country and a love for America.

I pity you all.

Note: Thanks for the comments. We doubt our visitors are causing America to fail, but we are happy to take all the pity we can get.
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Bryn, Tuesday, June 07, 2005, 08:52

I agree it's overly simplistic to pit Democrats and Republicans against each other using the media-manufactured spin machine talking points. A true leader would be a refreshing change. However, I also believe that we do live in a country with a few major divergent belief systems. And while these beliefs touch on the political, they also touch on the social. For example, I would argue that many of the same people that have trouble distinguishing good from evil (talking point: moral relativism) are the types that raise their kids to be arrogant pukes who expect the world on a silver platter.

Don! Briggs, Wednesday, June 08, 2005, 08:28

PLEASE run Hillary for President. I want this thing to occur. It would give me greaty joy. I am even going to give money to her campaign. It will be a beautiful thing to watch. I say "BRING...... IT...... ON!!!!!!". AHHHHHHH HAAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAA. She will know shame, she will know failure, she will know defeat.

CitizenPrufrock, Friday, June 24, 2005, 18:38

I think it would be beneficial to our country if there were more females elected to high ranking governmental positions, in so long as there are not other things overlooked to get a female elected. Although i am uncomfortable with her running off what i think was a celebrity status from being married to a president, she has done a great job thus far in her first senate term. i think with less than one senate term completed, it is hard for me to ignore the nepotism inherent in her quick elevation to the presidency. Nepotism, i think, is the last thing this country needs.

Dan Kelly, Tuesday, July 05, 2005, 16:49

NOT Hillary... we need someone like Dobson or pat robertson or sean hannity or tom delay or rush limbaugh or duncan hunter........ they will make america right...

Arminius, Friday, July 15, 2005, 11:44

Thats what we need a reigeous fanatic, remember we all are not christians that live in this country(remember seperation of church and state), a politician that that thinks its OK to take money from a country that thinks it is OK to have women as Slave labor, or a Drug addict.
Remember when Hillary wanted to do something about HEALTH CARE and the the good ole boys just shot her down.
I don't know about you, but I am really concerned about the Domestic issues in our country and I have not seen anything done in the last six years.

Doug, Saturday, July 23, 2005, 14:22

WHY? This would be a bad leadership decision and have terrible consequences, just for the sake of P.C., I don't think so...

thrift, Thursday, July 28, 2005, 15:13

hell yeah (expletive deleted) these little paranoid sorry excuse for republican bastards communism ended itself reagan did not do shit and glenn t learn how to spell oh and rush limbaugh is still a worthless fat ass.

the truth, Thursday, July 28, 2005, 15:53

just to start off i was in iraq during 04 and over there I seen the american oil rigs and it is pretty obvious that we went over there for those f***ing machines and I learned right then and there that all that terrorist garbage was indeed true. bush is a f***ing clown i hope he gets impeached soon if not sooner oh and im not the traitor the president is so i definitely say hilary clinton for president.

ChowChow, Saturday, July 30, 2005, 18:51

It’s quite humorous to see a bunch of Liberals jump behind conspiracy theories after conspiracy theories with so many fallacies it’s hard to keep track. What’s sad about most of the claims on this board is that people are posting irrelevant comments backed with no substantiation to back your faulty accusations. It’s sad to see so many people mis-guided and mis-understanding of the common since in American Politics today. If you honestly think Hillary Clinton would make a good Commander and Chief during a time of despotism and terrorism then I pray for your ignorance to wash away. Hillary Clinton is one of the most irresponsible un-fringed Liberals on the Senate who uses partisan politics to fulfill her personal agendas from the filibuster debate to the conformation of John Bolton and John Roberts. She is trying to portray her self as a conservative per say by taking moderate stances but in reality she is a Liberal. If you don’t understand the problem and effects Liberalism posses than look at New York, the state she runs along with Chuck Schumer, it’s a mess and business is on a major decline while corruption is at an all time high. I respect everyone’s opinion but please look at the issues before you make yourself look childish and irresponsible.

ShareTheSatire Responds:
1. A Republican is leading the fight against Bolton.
2. Everyone is asking about Roberts.
3. The business center of NY (NY City) is Republican controlled.
4. Liberalism is the basis of all democratic societies.
5. Really, Hillary is a Liberal?

BCASS, Wednesday, August 17, 2005, 13:44

Hillary would be a big joke if she was elected president. She just wants to get rich Stealing everything from the whitehouse that she left last time, Plus she took lessons from SLICK WILLIE on how to make money Selling Pardons and renting out the Lincoln Bedroom to their left wing Hollywood (expletive deleted)s like Barbara Streisand and the rest of the crowd.

(Below comment, also by BCASS, moved to this thread from the Give Impeachment a Chance thread -- ShareTheSatire)

Hey just because SLICK WILLIE was impeached, Hillary should be embarrassed to run. Aw hell she would probably get impeached too. She just wants to get back to the White House to steal the stuff she left behind. Plus You do make a lot of money selling PARDONS

voice, Monday, August 29, 2005, 16:31

hey conservavitives I need a club gitmo shirt Im suddenly out of toilet paper!!!!!!!!!

KarenFL, Thursday, September 22, 2005, 09:30

A few thoughts about Hillary:

1) Hillary has courage. Anyone who willingly tackles the swamp of the healthcare issues in this country, comes up with a plan and tries to get it passed while just the first lady (a position with no authority) has got cahones the size of church bells. (She is also married to Bill, -and that in itself has got to take guts of steel.)

2) She knows how to campaign and win. Hillary was very heavily involved in Bill's campaigns, and her own too. Before you can lead, you have to be able to win campaigns.

3) She has experience in the Senate. She has insider knowledge of how to run the White House, and probably a list of who did a good job in their appointed positions under Bill. --These are the folks who really run this country. (Like the appointed director of FEMA for example.)

4) She can probably get the support of the Democratic party. This will be necessary to pry the Bush legacy out of the White House. (Remember, there is a very popular Republican governer of swing state FL out there named Jeb Bush...)

5) I don't see the media machine going out of business before the next Presidential election. So we can dream of a time when a third party candidate or a complete Washington outsider will have a realistic chance at being President; the name recognition that Hillary has is an asset: People know who she is. (They may not know all her credentials, or what she really stands for, though.)

Just a few thoughts for you to consider.

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